Monday, February 27, 2006

Report on the Bush bike crash in Scotland

Remember the president who couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time? The current office-holder, it seems, can't pedal, wave, and speak at the same time. News from Scotland yesterday details what happened last July when the president (who is also famous for falling off his couch, his mountain bike, and his Segway) fell off his bike. The police officer he struck was out of work for fourteen weeks.
Jim McDermott (D-WA 7th District): "Not only does he break the law over here on eavesdropping and spying on our own citizens, but it seems he can't even keep to your law when it comes to riding a bike. It's another example of how he can't keep his mind on the things he should be thinking about."