Make that five bottles of pop.
Here's an actual product that reads like a Bob and Ray routine: Jones Soda 2006 edition of their famed Holiday Pack of eccentric soda flavors: Turkey and Gravy soda, Sweet Potato Soda, Dinner Roll Soda, Pea Soda, Antacid Flavored Soda. But instead of the fictional Wally Balloo reporting, we get the actual Chris Pirillo who offers a video tasting session all five flavors
According to Jones Soda, "All sodas are completely vegetarian, certified kosher, and contain zero caffeine, calories, and carbs." What's not to like? If you really want to know that, watch the video.
Mickeleh's Take: Let me know when they come out with a Potato Latkes Soda.